Definitions by ssshhh

awkward aftermath 

When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.

*awkward pause*

"whoa, it just got really quiet"

*another awkward pause*

"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"

awkward aftermath by ssshhh September 6, 2009

mindsifting 

When in a silence in a conversation, the race your mind has trying to think of a new topic to talk about, especially when you're small-talking.

*someone tells a joke*
"HaHahahaha.. whew..."

*mindsifting*

"So, how about them bears..."

mindsifting by ssshhh September 6, 2009