iMetzgermeister's definitions

Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).

Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010

Awkceleration

The rate at which a situation becomes more awkward (in relation to time).

The awkceleration of this silence is unhealthy.

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010