iMetzgermeister's definitions

Awkceleration

The rate at which a situation becomes more awkward (in relation to time).

The awkceleration of this silence is unhealthy.

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010

Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).

Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010