an old nickname for billie eilish stans based on her old username (rip wherearetheavocados). locals use this
news article: "the avocados are quaking because billie eilish's documentary comes out on february 26th at 12:00 am!"
motherfuckers (billie stans): "BITCH WE ARENT CALLED AVOCADOS IN FACT WE ARENT EVEN CALLED MFS WE DONT HAVE A NAME"
(sorry i went overboard im a billie stan)
A group of awesome kids who all have unique talents. They are all different but those differences bring them together. Each member is said to be the child of a god. Such as Poseidon or Apollo. Each kid is wicked cool and can cheer you up at any time. The Avocados is the most awesome friend group ever made.
when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit