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avocados 

an old nickname for billie eilish stans based on her old username (rip wherearetheavocados). locals use this
news article: "the avocados are quaking because billie eilish's documentary comes out on february 26th at 12:00 am!"
motherfuckers (billie stans): "BITCH WE ARENT CALLED AVOCADOS IN FACT WE ARENT EVEN CALLED MFS WE DONT HAVE A NAME"
(sorry i went overboard im a billie stan)
avocados by billie eilish's dig bick February 22, 2021

Avocados :D 

A group of awesome kids who all have unique talents. They are all different but those differences bring them together. Each member is said to be the child of a god. Such as Poseidon or Apollo. Each kid is wicked cool and can cheer you up at any time. The Avocados is the most awesome friend group ever made.
Wow! The Avocados are such great friends. Avocados :D YAY!!!
Avocados :D by Avocados Rock :D April 23, 2018

Fooking avocados 

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit
Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time

grapes and avocados 

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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grapes and avocados by Krkič April 26, 2019

fuck i forgot the avocados

When you have a Mexican party to go to and you forgot the guacamole; in metaphor - You forgot how important it was and you're probably about to get chewed out for that shit
Babe it's our anniversary!
Fuck I forgot the avocados

black avocados 

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.
I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.
black avocados by blackballs77 November 17, 2009