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Average size 

Just a bit bigger than yours
Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("
Average size by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021

Average penis size

My penis is average sized or I have a Average penis size

Average penis size

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day 

National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day! On this day you can throw anyone that is a normal size!!
β€œMarina it’s National Throw Your Average Sized Friend Day!” I said! β€œNO” yelled Marina quickly before I threw her.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026