autogoogle

Verb: The act of looking yourself up on Google, to see, for the sake of your ego, how many websites appear relating to you. One types in their full name in quotation marks. Works well if you have an unusual name, and badly for a common name!

"I autogoogled the other day, and over 100 sites came up. I must be really cool!"

autogoogle by Matt Sperrin May 16, 2006

Autogoogle

1) Verb; The act of automatically typing "www.google.com" into your browser, instead of the website you actually wanted, because you are so accustomed to using Google for everything.

2) Noun; the internet equivalent of being in 'autopilot', being in 'autogoogle' causes you to navigate to Google without even thinking about it.

1) "Ahh man, my friend asked me to read her blog but I autogoogled and ended up searching through pictures of LOLcats for 3 hours... goddamit"

2) A - "FML, I wanted to check my Facebook but I typed in Google's address instead - it must be embedded in my brain or something!

B - "Nah, you're just in autogoogle"

Autogoogle by Claro90 April 6, 2011

antigoogle

A name that has the property that whenever one googles it, one will get results for something completely different that has the same name.

I'm going to name my band "web". Yeeah, that's so antigoogle.

I'm going to name my software "awesome". Good luck googling that!

What's a good name for a programming system? I know, Mozart! Brilliant!

What's an antigoogle? Let me google the definition for that. Oh, snap.

antigoogle by WingsOfLOL July 17, 2011

autogooglephobia 

Fear of googling oneself. From the Greek auto (self) and phobos(fear).

I knew my article would be online, but I did not look for it due to my autogooglephobia.

autogooglephobia by Autophobe December 6, 2011

Antegooglewhackblatts

The word with the least search results on google

"Bro, I wonder what has the least amount of search results on google"
"Look up Antegooglewhackblatts"

Antegooglewhackblatts by TheUltraNoob November 19, 2021

autoogle

v. To search Google.com for one's name
n. One who autoogles

Ken has too much time on his hands; he autoogles himself daily looking for new results. Need I mention he's also self-centered?

autoogle by khaileaverde December 7, 2004

autogoober 

Someone who really doesn't know how to act socially with other human beings.

It is the combination of the word autistic and goober, because that way, it sounds nicer.

Also referred to as moonpie and that one kid you are nice to only because you think they'd kill themselves if they had absolutely no friends and that one kid whose face would be broken if you weren't such a nice person.

Girl #1: And then after I asked him POLITELY to leave, he said he wondered if I liked the smell of fat Hawaiian men.
Girl #2: He did not! Did he?
Girl #1: Yeah! I know, right?
Girl #1: Oh my gosh, he is SUCH a moonpie.
Girl #2: I know, a real autogoober.

autogoober by IAreGirl June 10, 2009