Autodoofen
Perry the platypus came barging in and found Dr. Doofenshmirtz on the ground, he had done an autodoofen, leaving Perry the platypus to masturbate alone.
Autodoofen by The Professor of sadness February 16, 2021
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autodefenestration
The act of throwing oneself out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
autodefenestration by AbnormalBoy August 29, 2004
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autodefenestrate
After a frustrating morning at the office, Thomas resorted to defenestration to relieve his stress...
Earlier that day "Ah, donkey sh*t, Internet Explorer's crashed again. Damn that autodefenestrating program."
Earlier that day "Ah, donkey sh*t, Internet Explorer's crashed again. Damn that autodefenestrating program."
autodefenestrate by Yossarian February 20, 2004
Post-coital autodefenistration
John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?
Post-coital autodefenistration by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010
Autodefensus Asskickusapien
Chuck Norris
The event whereby any ordinary individual is placed into a situation that demands certain, undeniable concentration, and encephalomatic dedication of a martial art constructed from the fragments of a mixed martial arts backgrounds, that which, elevates a particular homosapien to A.W.N.L "A Whole Nuvah Level" expanding the realm of the Corporal Mentalis to reveal the underlying Quantum-Forte de Karate, in da hizzay....aka.one asskickin' Son of a Sensei.
The event whereby any ordinary individual is placed into a situation that demands certain, undeniable concentration, and encephalomatic dedication of a martial art constructed from the fragments of a mixed martial arts backgrounds, that which, elevates a particular homosapien to A.W.N.L "A Whole Nuvah Level" expanding the realm of the Corporal Mentalis to reveal the underlying Quantum-Forte de Karate, in da hizzay....aka.one asskickin' Son of a Sensei.
In the world of Kung-Fu there is but one truth Bruce Lee, and a gaggle of random other guys, and Cinthia Rothrock who have known or perpetrated knowing the realm of Autodefensus Asskickusapien.
Autodefensus Asskickusapien by QuantumZ October 3, 2006
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