kipping

A form of cheating while doing pull-ups, whereby and individual struggling to do another abruptly jerks the knees upward to provide extra lift and remove the weight of said body parts from the lift equation.
A move, that in the military, will only get you extra pull-ups later for cheating so do them right and sweat it out.

SGT: " Gimmie ten more maggots, and no kipping or you'll be on KP patrol till graduation. "

by QuantumZ October 04, 2006

Chuck Norris

The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.

Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.

Hail to Chuck Norris or be dispatched.

by QuantumZ September 27, 2006

Autodefensus Asskickusapien

Chuck Norris
The event whereby any ordinary individual is placed into a situation that demands certain, undeniable concentration, and encephalomatic dedication of a martial art constructed from the fragments of a mixed martial arts backgrounds, that which, elevates a particular homosapien to A.W.N.L "A Whole Nuvah Level" expanding the realm of the Corporal Mentalis to reveal the underlying Quantum-Forte de Karate, in da hizzay....aka.one asskickin' Son of a Sensei.

In the world of Kung-Fu there is but one truth Bruce Lee, and a gaggle of random other guys, and Cinthia Rothrock who have known or perpetrated knowing the realm of Autodefensus Asskickusapien.

by QuantumZ October 03, 2006