Authors 

Sadists who probably enjoy making us cry.

“I love those authors. I also hate them with all of my being”

Authors by Help_me_pls May 28, 2018

Authors 

The idea that the Bible has multiple authors is not something I learned from Jordan Peterson but, rather, Morgue.

Hym “The funniest part about this is watching you turn into a self-serving, self-important narcissist. It’s hilarious. You’ll take the undue credit and claim to be what this is based on but it is based everything I have ever encountered. You are one of many and (In my opinion) the most arrogant and contemptible. You are you and I am Hym. You couldn’t do what I did if you tried and the funniest part is that I was just winging it. So, there are no ‘authors’. I wrote down ideas that I had internalized in addition to ideas of my own. You’re conflating the two. In every instance where the ideas of others are replaced with mine, mine come out on top. By every metric. Whether it’s ratings, revenue, or the standard for creative achievement (subsequent texts being based on the source). This is what competence looks like. Behold. Is I blinding? Can you see? Or must you shield your eye from the radiant light that is the very essence of my being?.”

Authors by Hym Iam November 8, 2022

Authors Anonymous 

The epitome of enigmatic epicness, Authors Anonymous is a renowned writing club with individual chapters dispersed throughout the Greater Los Angeles Area.

Students at Azusa Pacific University started their own chapter of Authors Anonymous in 2009 to counteract the imaginative torpor that afflicted the Christian campus as a result of censorship and legalism.

Authors Anonymous by Dalek62 November 5, 2011

Authors' Prescription 

An Author's prescription is a specific piece of recommendation(s) made by the author of a book, which contains propositions on how its readers may customize an ambiance suitable for better enjoyment and or an enhancement of their reading experience.

The authors' prescription suggests listening to soft jazz music, while reading chapters 7 and 8.

Authors' Prescription by Motamenya March 15, 2023

Author 

A person who writes books, articles, documents etc.

Bedanta Chakrabarty is my favorite YA author.

Author by humblebrendon November 20, 2019

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

Real Author 

A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.

"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"

Real Author by Skua September June 18, 2018