Australian cheese 

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

Australian cheese by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Austrian Cheese Bath 

The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.

If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel

A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.

"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."

Austrian Cheese Bath by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

Australian cheesecake

An Australian cheesecake is when a woman with a yeast infection and also on her period has vaginal intercourse with a man or animal who has at least two weeks of dick cheese growing on the base of their penis.

Man that girl was freaky, she wanted me to give her an Australian cheesecake last week after my football game.

Australian cheesecake by The down under bandit July 10, 2026

Australian cheesecake

An Australian cheesecake is when a woman with a yeast infection and also on her period has vaginal intercourse with a man or animal who has at least two weeks of dick cheese growing on the base of their penis.

Man that girl was freaky, she wanted me to give her an Australian cheesecake last week after my football game.

Australian cheesecake by The down under bandit July 10, 2026