Austin*
metal dan distributer to old negro women in wheelchairs after church/Rim job with Mexican dogs enthusiest
Austin* by dictionarymary October 5, 2016
austin*
MAJOR fuckboy/don't EVERY date him/ he will do anything to get a girl to get in bed with him/ if he tells you he loves you then he is lying because he probably told 12 other girls that same night/he is the worst person anyone could date/ he will probably end up being gay anyways, he just wanted sex first
"did you hear? that new kid austin already fucked sarah in the janitor's closet last week"
"oh my goddd austin* 🙄"
"oh my goddd austin* 🙄"
austin* by shhhhh... can't tell March 21, 2017
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Austin
Austin by Muffler man January 23, 2019
Austin
Austin better known as giraffe a guy that is very trustworthy and even though he may be having a rough time he will still try and make you happy. He is genuinely nice and happy, and knows how to make someone smile, he is very much boyfreind material, Sometimes he can be a grouch butt but he surely makes up for it hes very lovable and caring. Everything about him is perfect hes tall handsome and nice. He can seem mean by just looking at him but I promise he's not.
Austin by Tatashookykooky June 3, 2020
Austin
He is a great guy, he makes you smile anytime you're with him. He always tries to cheer friends up expecially his girlfriend he'll stop at nothing untill shes smiling. He has amazing eyes and is an awesome kisser. He is always willing to work and kid around, he will take it too far with the joking so some people don't like him but those that know him know how sweet a guy he really is. Most girls won't take the time to get to know him when you do be ready to fall.
Austin by ThatCowboy'sAngel November 12, 2012
Austin
An Austin is a guy you can really trust and a great listener. He will always be there for you and no matter how much you may try you will never forget him and will still like him when he stops talking to you and likes someone else. He will stick by your side as a friend though and is very trustworthy. He is very talented when it comes to intellect and music and thinks he is the least bit of nerd but he is the smartest person and secretly watches national geographic but, she notices. She notices everything. Although, make a wrong move and you may lose an Austin because he catches feelings for a popular girl prettier than you and still thinks yall are friends because that is the kind of person Austin is. So once you get an Austin. You hold tight. And never let go.
Friend 1: Why on earth do you like Austin?
Friend 2: Austin is the person who can be trusted and truly is a sweetheart he only shows it to people he cares about tho. What can I say. He is just an Austin
Friend 2: Austin is the person who can be trusted and truly is a sweetheart he only shows it to people he cares about tho. What can I say. He is just an Austin
Austin
Austin by Mr.poopyButthead October 18, 2020
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