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Auntie Nora 

Auntie Nora is Karl Pilkington (former Xfm radio producer, now star of The Ricky Gervais Show and An Idiot Abroad) colourful aunt who he referenced several times during the Xfm years, the podcasts, and in his writing.The most famous legend of Auntie Nora is when she farted for 5 minutes as a result of being "pumped full of drugs" by doctors, Karl described her sounding like a 'maraca' she was so full of drugs all the time. Karl has also gone into detail about a time when he sat down in front of his TV as a child and happened to catch a glimpse up her skirt, and that "it looked like a ripped tennis ball" much to Ricky's hyena-like laughter. Karl also described how when he was a kid he used to have to rub Auntie Nora's back, and it was "like putting your hands in a bowl of Coco Pops". For his 8th birthday, she gave Karl a t-shirt with a picture of her face on it.
Once Karl talked about how Auntie Nora was interested in having her back garden Astroturfed because she was tired of dealing with it but she liked the green. Other oddities include her mashing up her leftover food and storing loads of meals for ages in ice cream tubs in the fridge, and her penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.
"Me Auntie Nora is worried about the melting icebergs, not cos of rising sea levels but cos she thinks thats where we get our ice from."

“They always say when you get someone a present, You should buy them something they wouldn’t buy themselves. Daft rule. I want something I would buy myself if I had the money. When I was young, me Auntie Nora got me a present I wouldn’t buy meself. It was a t-shirt with her face on it.”
Auntie Nora by Karly Pilkoids June 9, 2011

Auntiebird

Mother who does nothing for their child and looks the other way as they are abused.
"You hear about Kimmi? Yeah, that dumb Auntiebird let her man bust her kids leg."
Auntiebird by ThebestNell December 3, 2011

wechat aunties 

bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.
Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
wechat aunties by chiruri March 7, 2020

Rich Auntie

The aunt in the family who has a good career, is humble.. yet bougie. Usually has no kids, but shows up to the family functions showing love, very chill, with a cocktail in her hand and planning her next vacation between moments of silence.
I am not having kids, I will be the rich auntie of the family.
Rich Auntie by southsidechicago July 15, 2022

See you, Auntie. 

Phonetic spelling of C-U-N-T.
Popularized by the band Tool; these words are written on the back sleeve of their album Aenima.
See you, Auntie.
See you, Auntie. by majortool January 15, 2011

Ur Auntie a Thottie 

One of the worst insults ever, how Japan was nuked, how Troy was taken, how France surrenders every time
Joan: Ur Mom gay lol
Peter: Well ur dad lesbian bitch
Oscar: your granny tranny dipshits
David: Ur grandpap a trap. I win
You, an intellectual: ur Auntie a thottie
*japan nuked a third time, asteroid hits earth, Black Death happens again, PETA takes over world*
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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