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auntie-dote 

Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.
There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.
auntie-dote by QuacksO August 10, 2018
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Auntidote 

1. The time you need to spend alone, after time with your aunt, to combat the crazy and/or boring stories, events, or any other event/time spent with her.

2. Any food, movie, music ect. that you have to listen/eat/watch after time with your aunt to combat her craziness.
1. You: Goodness! I need some good old fashion aunidote after that wedding with Aunt Carol. She is one crazy drunk!

2. You: Oowee! I need to get me some mac and cheese stat cause Aunt Charlotte eats nothing but raw food, and that's all she has stocked at her house. I need me a good old fashioned auntidote.
Auntidote by mandersplatwood March 20, 2011