Aunt Mabel 

When you want to interact with someone in a nice friendly way, but they try to get more out of the exchange than you want to give.
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.

She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!

You: Hey Johnnie! Where is Gladys?
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.

Aunt Mabel by UNCL Joe November 30, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008