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Aundy by Txast May 18, 2024

Typical Andy 

A Typical Andy, is someone who is just not having any luck. Someone who goes about their day to day minding their own business and through no fault of their own things just don't go their way. Someone can have a Typical Andy incident or if they are really unlucky they can be having a Typical Andy day.

Someone walks past and spills a tray of drinks all over you. You may be falsely accused of something that leads to confrontation or perhaps a wardrobe malfunction on the way to an important event. You have just had a Typical Andy moment.

*****"So I was about to have a shave and the shaving cream exploded all over me!"*****

*****"Are you have had a Typical Andy moment there."*****

Typical Andy by Mandate2017 February 22, 2020

Standard Andy 

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.

A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****

Standard Andy by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020

Andy'd

To Andy someone is to invite an individual to a conference bridge without notifying them first. In most cases the recipient will be caught off-guard and be completely unaware of the purpose of the meeting.

This term is most effective when Andy'ing an individual by the name of Andy.

I was in the middle of a presentation when I was Andy'd to a conference bridge unexpectedly.

Andy'd by SynPDX May 20, 2020

Aunty Donna 

An Australian comedy trio that is a business front for the distribution of one of the least common illicit drugs in the country, peruvian snow cocaine.

Aunty Donna have also expressed in a interest in acquiring a popular fast-food pizza franchise to aid in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine, to be delivered hidden in pizza boxes.

Early evidence of Aunty Donna’s involvement in the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine can be viewed freely in the YouTube video, titled “Havent You Done Well 5: Cocaine - 1999 Ep05”, wherein an attractive lunch lady arrives to an office meeting room, after the trip had been imbibing a substantial amount of cocaine in a number of ways, including insufflation, contact to the skin, and rectal funneling.
She seductively ask is the trio had seen her icing sugar, thereby covering the video from any investigation by Australian authorities for possession of illicit substances.

Aunty Donna are the best comedy act.
(“Aunty Donna” being slang for the distribution of peruvian snow cocaine in this example, and “comedy act” being th quality and purity of peruvian snow cocaine.)

Aunty Donna by sven tymanski March 1, 2018

Andy Le 

A badass Vietnamese-American martial artist, tricker, filmmaker and stuntman from the YouTube channel MartialClub. He's most well known for his kicks which are clean af and isn't afraid to drill his tricks to perfection even if it means to death. He is 2 years older than his brother, Brian Le, who shares the same passion as him equally as hard.

"Dude you ready for training?"
"Hell yeah I am so going to Andy Le the crap out of my kicks"

Andy Le by BilboLeeBaggins November 21, 2017

ANDY'S COMING! 

"Andy's Coming" is a phrase from Toy Story, when one toy shouts "Andy's Coming!" they would all fall to the ground, so "Andy" does not know they are real.

This has became a internet meme/competition where in many places such as school one person shouts "Andy's Coming" and everyone falls to the ground.

Random Person: ANDY'S COMING!

Everyone else: *Falls to the floor acting dead*

Want to do that joke from that Toy Story movie when everyone shouts "Andy's Coming" and they fall to the ground ?

ANDY'S COMING! by Ansanity November 21, 2016