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Auburndale 

A village in Newton, Massachusetts considered the "ghetto" of Newton. Also called "The Dale." Known for it's frequent gang shootings, crazy Lasell kids that'll steal your shit, random rap battles on street corners, and frequent intensive break dance contests.

A popular destination in Auburndale is Tom's Pizza where it alll goes down. The strange foreign guys who work there may look intimadating, and even hit on your mother, however are funny and cool with their fellow Dale members of the community.

Auburndale can also be known for strange kids coming from the Williams School, an elementary school where children sing weird songs and sometimes worship Nickelodeon.

It is an oppurtunity and privelege to be able to say you live in The Dale, though it is a life-long commitment. Auburndale is not just a hard-core village in Newton; it is a way of life. To be a part of the Dale is a remarkable, pimpin experience that only a few are a part of.

The Dale: The only way out is in a box.
"its 50 cent and B-I-G ma ni-"
"you cant say that! you're not even ghetto.. you live in Newton!"
"holdddd uppp bitch, da hell you think you are? i live in THE DALE."
"oh i'm so sorry i didnt know.. please dont hurt me.."

"you're acting so weird, like you're from Auburndale or something. what are you going to do next, wear knee socks, watch disney and sing some african tribal song? Damn Williams kids.."
Auburndale by Sara Ketabs May 26, 2006

Auburndale, WI 

A red-neck town, filled with hicks, farmers and druggies. The school is filled with clicks that don't get along, and have a habit of starting harsh rumors. Most of the time students would rather skip school to do drugs. It isn't the best choice for education, or place to make friends.
Do you go to Auburndale, WI?

Yea man, it sucks.
Auburndale, WI by kfsjg November 22, 2011

Auburndale high school

More people brings guns to this school than people bring to the truck meets in Polk county.
“Did you hear another kid brought a gun to lunch
“Doesn’t surprise me it’s auburndale high school”

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026