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Auburndale 

A village in Newton, Massachusetts considered the "ghetto" of Newton. Also called "The Dale." Known for it's frequent gang shootings, crazy Lasell kids that'll steal your shit, random rap battles on street corners, and frequent intensive break dance contests.

A popular destination in Auburndale is Tom's Pizza where it alll goes down. The strange foreign guys who work there may look intimadating, and even hit on your mother, however are funny and cool with their fellow Dale members of the community.

Auburndale can also be known for strange kids coming from the Williams School, an elementary school where children sing weird songs and sometimes worship Nickelodeon.

It is an oppurtunity and privelege to be able to say you live in The Dale, though it is a life-long commitment. Auburndale is not just a hard-core village in Newton; it is a way of life. To be a part of the Dale is a remarkable, pimpin experience that only a few are a part of.

The Dale: The only way out is in a box.
"its 50 cent and B-I-G ma ni-"
"you cant say that! you're not even ghetto.. you live in Newton!"
"holdddd uppp bitch, da hell you think you are? i live in THE DALE."
"oh i'm so sorry i didnt know.. please dont hurt me.."

"you're acting so weird, like you're from Auburndale or something. what are you going to do next, wear knee socks, watch disney and sing some african tribal song? Damn Williams kids.."
Auburndale by Sara Ketabs May 26, 2006
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Auburndale, WI 

A red-neck town, filled with hicks, farmers and druggies. The school is filled with clicks that don't get along, and have a habit of starting harsh rumors. Most of the time students would rather skip school to do drugs. It isn't the best choice for education, or place to make friends.
Do you go to Auburndale, WI?

Yea man, it sucks.
Auburndale, WI by kfsjg November 22, 2011

Auburndale high school

More people brings guns to this school than people bring to the truck meets in Polk county.
“Did you hear another kid brought a gun to lunch”
“Doesn’t surprise me it’s auburndale high school
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026