Atwaining

the act of roughly hip thrusting someone from behind to assert dominance often followed by a derisive remark or a loud Ha!

As Dave entered the house Wesley crept up behind him and gave him a vicious atwaining causing him to sprawl forward and fling his armload of groceries all over the living room

by Shakehandswithbeef May 6, 2019

Awaiting passport clearance from Narnia

Some one who obviously gay but won't admit it.

He is so so in the closet he's awaiting passport clearance from Narnia!

by Medusa1989 January 27, 2009

Shania Twaining

After being cheated on by your spouse with your best friend, getting them back by hooking up with your best friend’s spouse.

This term comes from the factual scenario when Shania Twain’s husband cheated on her with her best friend. Shania Twain later divorced him, and married her best friend’s husband. This really happened, I shit you not.

Jim: “Wow, I can’t believe our best friends are idiots and decided to cheat on their spouses with each other.”

Rachel: “Yea, but that’s ok, the real winners are Mike and Sarah. They ended up Shania Twaining in the end.”

by Legitjosh February 2, 2019

ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety)

When you send a text and you wait anxiously for a reply. Mainly when sending to a person you are interested in or apologizing for a ridiculous action committed the night before in a drunken state.

8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."

9:00am-

10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.

11:00am-

3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"

3:16pm- {You} damn

by Dirty_J January 2, 2012

awaising

it's when something is so indescribably good that you'd need an English Major to help find the word

Man, last night I had the most awaising cupcake I've ever eaten.

by shazington October 30, 2018

Awaiting pisser

When you have gone on cars ride for 3 hours plus each trip and you like damn boi gotta piss so bad.

Guy 1: What's that weird dance that guy over there's doing?
Guy 2: Oh, don't mind him. He's just an awaiting pisser.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

Alaining

To

...and i quote: " Chomp another's dick off . "

Usually cases all have one alarming similarity and its that in the middle of the bite it usually goes further in than the sides.

BRO. SHE. WAS. LITERALLY. PERFECT!!!!

...until she like... totally Alained my cock off.

Seriously man. You gotta be careful around that Stacy chick.

I heard she goes out late at night Alaining people for fun.

Seriously... Not cool bro.

by phibe March 25, 2020