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Look at her she’s a dummy Attis bitch
Attis by UncleJune November 7, 2018
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Attis is the type of person who has a thick ass and a small cock. He’s also really sweet and funny and a tad bit racist and homophobic.
Fred: Woah did you see that guys ass?
Tim: Its just Attis he’s got a small dick tho
Attis by Berniebae21 November 24, 2021
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Attis worship 

A religion that is a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek god Attis.
Attis worshipers are known for the extravant, wild and frequent orgies.
He's into Attis worship.
Attis worship by Judge dredd7 September 18, 2011

antisterbation

A combination of anticipation and masturbation.
A phrase accidentally coined by Himiko Yumeno in Danganronpa v3, it means to wait in excitement of a forthcoming sexual encoutner. The concept of anticipating a sexual encounter so much, the thought itself becomes almost as pleasurable as the experience itself.
"You guys better get excited and look forward to it with antisterbation!"
"Surely you mean "anticipation"? Or have I misunderstood the nature of this encounter...?"
antisterbation by Xenosplats October 20, 2020

Antisocial

Not sociable; not wanting the company of others. Contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of sociable instincts or practices.

Often confused with aspd, the term antisocial just refers to people who are a shy, withdrawn, or devoid of social skills.
Normal person: "See that antisocial loner over there? Let’s go talk to them to try and brighten their day."
Ignorant Individual: “Don’t you mean asocial? Antisocial means hostile.”

Normal Person: “Actually, no, look up the definition of asocial. It’s the other way around.”
Antisocial by isaiah9:02 January 19, 2021

Antisepticeye 

A fan based, evil character, based off the famous Irish YouTuber "Jacksepticeye." When Jack is weak Antisepticeye (Anti) will take over Jack, but when Jack's BOSSNESS is full again, he takes back control of his body.
"Whose that?" "Antisepticeye." "What's that?" "Septiceye." "What that? Where his eye should be?" "Blood." "Whose that?" "He's back."

artisanal 

A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.
Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.
artisanal by Supermodified May 1, 2012
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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