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Attis is the type of person who has a thick ass and a small cock. He’s also really sweet and funny and a tad bit racist and homophobic.
Fred: Woah did you see that guys ass?
Tim: Its just Attis he’s got a small dick tho
Attis by Berniebae21 November 24, 2021
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Attis worship 

A religion that is a revival of the worship of the ancient Greek god Attis.
Attis worshipers are known for the extravant, wild and frequent orgies.
He's into Attis worship.
Attis worship by Judge dredd7 September 18, 2011

antisterbation

A combination of anticipation and masturbation.
A phrase accidentally coined by Himiko Yumeno in Danganronpa v3, it means to wait in excitement of a forthcoming sexual encoutner. The concept of anticipating a sexual encounter so much, the thought itself becomes almost as pleasurable as the experience itself.
"You guys better get excited and look forward to it with antisterbation!"
"Surely you mean "anticipation"? Or have I misunderstood the nature of this encounter...?"
antisterbation by Xenosplats October 20, 2020

Antisocial

Not sociable; not wanting the company of others. Contrary to the laws and customs of society; devoid of sociable instincts or practices.

Often confused with aspd, the term antisocial just refers to people who are a shy, withdrawn, or devoid of social skills.
Normal person: "See that antisocial loner over there? Let’s go talk to them to try and brighten their day."
Ignorant Individual: “Don’t you mean asocial? Antisocial means hostile.”

Normal Person: “Actually, no, look up the definition of asocial. It’s the other way around.”
Antisocial by isaiah9:02 January 19, 2021

Antisepticeye 

A fan based, evil character, based off the famous Irish YouTuber "Jacksepticeye." When Jack is weak Antisepticeye (Anti) will take over Jack, but when Jack's BOSSNESS is full again, he takes back control of his body.
"Whose that?" "Antisepticeye." "What's that?" "Septiceye." "What that? Where his eye should be?" "Blood." "Whose that?" "He's back."

artisanal 

A marketing term used excessively by hipsters, vegans, art types, baristas, and people who work at organic food stores, to elevate said food/coffee/product above perceived "regular" products.
Have you been to Spyhouse Coffee shop yet for their new artisanal soy latte? It's made from single-origin beans harvested only by a small 10 year old boy in Guatemala. So good.
artisanal by Supermodified May 1, 2012
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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