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Ashston
A flaming agnostic homosexual with a bad Scottish accent who's having an identity crisis. Thinks he's half Scottish, half Californian and is looking for a date to the marine ball. Loves Air Jordans more than actual air and can be seen wearing a fake leather jacket he found in the women's section at forever 21. Think that PS I love you took place in Scotland and looks like a high version of a leprechaun.
Me: Why were you flirting wih that other girl?
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!
Ashston by lmap7492021 October 1, 2018
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ahston
A fagotron of all the names in the world, along with the worlds smallest penises of all time. Nothing is moresmelly than him
ahston by Kevinsmellmyfart March 30, 2015
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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