The almighty leader of the long lost warriors known as Athenian's. His might has become known as the #1 Retribution Palladin on Skullcrusher. Also little known rumor that he came up with the "Athenian" democracy.
by Athston December 30, 2011
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Me: Why were you flirting wih that other girl?
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!
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