Ashston

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A flaming agnostic homosexual with a bad Scottish accent who's having an identity crisis. Thinks he's half Scottish, half Californian and is looking for a date to the marine ball. Loves Air Jordans more than actual air and can be seen wearing a fake leather jacket he found in the women's section at forever 21. Think that PS I love you took place in Scotland and looks like a high version of a leprechaun.

Me: Why were you flirting wih that other girl?
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!

Ashston by lmap7492021 October 1, 2018

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Ashton Irwin

The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam

"Have you heard of that band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"Yeah. The drummer Ashton Irwin is sexy as hell"

Ashton Irwin by Ashton's future wife <3 January 5, 2017

Ashton Irwin

He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.

Ashton Irwin is an inspirational human bean

Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is the drummer and one of 4 vocalists in the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton is known for his signature giggle that makes him sounds like 4 year old girl. And he is often shipped with his 3 band mates and is known for having a daddy kink.

Ashton Irwin is hot af

Ashton Irwin by inevitabledeath June 7, 2016

Ashton Irwin

sunshine

"Ashton Irwin is physical sunshine."

Ashton Irwin by not a word connoisseur August 22, 2014

Ashton Irwin

Attractive drummer for 5 Seconds of Summer

OMG Ashton Irwin is walking sex!!!!

Ashton Irwin by hemmingsgirl96 February 1, 2015

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is the sex god of drumming. He is Austrailian. His smile makes you stop breathing. He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex.

Random: Have you heard of 5 Seconds of Summer?

Fan: Yeah, their drummer Ashton Irwin is walking sex

Ashton Irwin by 5SecondsOfMashton May 31, 2013

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026