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A flaming agnostic homosexual with a bad Scottish accent who's having an identity crisis. Thinks he's half Scottish, half Californian and is looking for a date to the marine ball. Loves Air Jordans more than actual air and can be seen wearing a fake leather jacket he found in the women's section at forever 21. Think that PS I love you took place in Scotland and looks like a high version of a leprechaun.

Me: Why were you flirting wih that other girl?
Ashston *as he's touching another girl's ass*: I wasn't, I was fooking trying not to get hit!

Ashston by lmap7492021 October 1, 2018

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Ashton Irwin

The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam

"Have you heard of that band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"Yeah. The drummer Ashton Irwin is sexy as hell"

Ashton Irwin by Ashton's future wife <3 January 5, 2017

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Ashton Irwin

He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.

Ashton Irwin is an inspirational human bean

Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016

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Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is the drummer and one of 4 vocalists in the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton is known for his signature giggle that makes him sounds like 4 year old girl. And he is often shipped with his 3 band mates and is known for having a daddy kink.

Ashton Irwin is hot af

Ashton Irwin by inevitabledeath June 7, 2016

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sunshine

"Ashton Irwin is physical sunshine."

Ashton Irwin by not a word connoisseur August 22, 2014

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Ashton Irwin

Attractive drummer for 5 Seconds of Summer

OMG Ashton Irwin is walking sex!!!!

Ashton Irwin by hemmingsgirl96 February 1, 2015

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Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is in a band called 5 Seconds of Summer. He is the sex god of drumming. He is Austrailian. His smile makes you stop breathing. He is the sexiest man alive and is basically living sex.

Random: Have you heard of 5 Seconds of Summer?

Fan: Yeah, their drummer Ashton Irwin is walking sex

Ashton Irwin by 5SecondsOfMashton May 31, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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