Nascar drivers say that they are athletes, but everybody knows they aint nothing more than athlobbiests wanting to be placed in the same category as the
nba and nfl...come on man!
Guy: So you play sports huh?
Douche: Yeah...jus got signed to this new up and coming team in professional hacky sacking
Guy: Say wat! Hacky sack aint no sport!
Douche: Sure it is...we train very hard and have some of the best athletes around.
Guy: Mannnn...if you a athlete..I'm a viatnamese fighter pilot...you ain't nuthin' but a damn athlobbiest!
Chess...it requires tactics...know how...cunning abilities to think way beyond what your opponent is thinking....but this is not a sport...it requires no athletic aptitude whatsoever
.....if you disagree with this statement
.....then you're a corny
ass ATHLOBBIEST!!!
Curling...seriously
people, this is the quentessential example of a athlobbiest who got in by forfeit...sliding a big ass
stone across some
ice just so you can have two virgins sweep the in front of it to somehow clear a path and change direction so it can
hit another
stone in a
target circle...this aint nuthin but shuffle board on
ice and last time i checked you got drunk when you played shuffle board so that means some drunk dumb
ass said, "hey you know wat would be cool...shuffle board on
ice".