A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

asshatard by BandV September 6, 2006

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astatard

A person who believes in peak fiction and he’s never wrong

Astatard is the best

astatard by Astatard February 13, 2021

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King asta/astatardd

THE GOAT, BEST 11YR OLD DISCORDIAN BETTER THAN ALL DISCORDIANS IN GENERAL, BEST DISCORD RAPPER BETTER THAN SINNED, ARRESTED HURI SHDW, KOZ, SATURN, SPIDEY, MAKI, NUT, WADDLE, SUCK, ROXXY, KORI, NIYAH, TENGEN, POKETWO, OWO, DM, BEST ESEXER OAT. THE GOAT IN GENERAL ALSO A CERTIFIED E RAPIST

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King asta/astatardd by Grah mzy November 27, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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