Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope

Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere

aston's disease by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013

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Aston Academy

A place to make people feel suicidal

Hey wanna know how to feel suicidal, go to Aston Academy

Aston Academy by Domcurran666 August 11, 2019

Aston Martin

One of Great Britain's most prestigious car makers. Aston Martin has a very impressive racing pedigree including wins in class for the original racing DB2/4 and the David Brown designed DBR1. All Aston Martin's cars are handbuilt in Gaydon England and previously were built in Newport Pagnell ending with the final DB7. Aston Martins have also been a much loved accesories for the british super spy James Bond with two Aston Martin DB5 GT's an Aston Martin DBS an Aston Martin V8 vantage and most recently the V12 vanquish.

Their current model line up includes the:
V12 Vanquish and Vanquish S
DB9 coupe and volante
and coming this fall they are reviving the classic V8 Vantage

Aston Martin by GMQ August 2, 2005

Aston Vica'

Definition one:

The name of the most famous Intra-Mural football club in Edinburgh, and the world as of 2010. Winning every league they have ever been in; it is a team full of heroes and some outrageously good looking specimen.

Definition two:
To be a "Vica'" means to be a master of the field. The best in the business. Never to be bettered

Oh my God. Is that Jimmy from Aston Vica'?!? I'm frothing at the gash!!

Big Dan from Aston Vica' lures like a bitch.

CRPT, you know the guy? The wee'yun fae Aston Vica'.

They've won the champions league? What Vica's.

Aston Vica' by AV'FC December 12, 2010

Aston merrygold

A member of a band JLS, who became famous through the well liked show X-Factor, after coming second.

Aston Merrygold is the youngest member of the group, who is portrayed as the "favourite".

He is known for being small, with a beautiful voice. He has sparkly eyes, & a lush body.

Does alot of backflips & is a very good dancer.

Did you see Aston Merrygold on X-Factor?

The little one?

Yeah!
Yeah he is gorgeous!

Aston merrygold by jlsjlsjlsjls June 20, 2009

astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.

Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".

astinkmatism by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026