Asthman’t

Someone without asthma

Cedar has asthma where as their friends are asthman’t

by Throatgoay May 12, 2022

Asthma of the home

Asthma of the home is a game in which you do nothing in your house because you have asthma.(This a Reference to Breath of the wild)

Larry:”I played Asthma of the home yesterday I was pretty boring”.
Tom:”Yah I was going to get it until I saw the reviews”.

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Type 2 Asthma

Like the first type, Type 2 Asthma is a respiratory condition that makes breathing very difficult. Which can cause very heavy (Sexual) breathing. But what's also unique to this, is that it causes the person to have conditions very similar to Autism. As in the person is mentally stupid and doesn't have Common Sense. Side effects of Type 2 Asthma is that it causes the person to have orgasms or act very constipated.

"Guys I think this kid has Type 2 Asthma"

by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019

the asthma puffer

as a chick is sucking your balls, making sure her head is upright, she gives you a handjob resembling the action of using an asthma puffer.

I met this hot chick last night that took me home and gave me the asthma puffer.

by asthmainventer October 15, 2009

teriyaki asthma

asthma acquired by overindulgence in teriyaki or Mexican seafood

"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."

by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011