13 definition by A possum possum

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1. Someone who lives in a rural area and eats dirt and lavender.
2. A gay person
Tom: I met a Happy Person yesterday and they were very nice and I think I might want to be one.
Larry: Good for you do what you want

Note this works for both Definitions
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by A possum possum December 31, 2020

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A perfect life form. It was one of the options for the 2020 Minecraft mob vote.
Tom:”I wish we got the moobloom it is so cute and is friends with bees”.
Larry:”I agree the glowsquid sucks”.
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by A possum possum January 01, 2021

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The act of breaking your bones
Tom:”When I was seven I Accidentally Izukued myself
Larry:” That is so sad ,Alexa play Despacito”.
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by A possum possum December 31, 2020

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To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back
Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”
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by A possum possum December 29, 2020

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A type of moss that tastes good
Tom:”I found some yummy moss in the woods, do you want some?
Larry:”of course I do I love moss”.
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by A possum possum January 01, 2021

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A large chair is a chair that is bigger than a regular chair ,but smaller than a couch.
Tom:” Me and the wife just bought a large chair”.
Larry:”Dang I love large chairs. I say they are better than any couch”.
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by A possum possum January 01, 2021

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The act of broken your bones
Tom:”So when I was seven I izukued myself when I fell down the stairs”.
Larry:”That is a big oof”.
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by A possum possum December 31, 2020

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