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assterbater 

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.
Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
assterbater by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008
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Masterbaster 

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster
Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster
Masterbaster by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019

Assterbater 

Assterbater a guy who has a Pinterest vision board of girls asses of all shapes, colors and sizes and masterbates to them all the time.
Geez Tony, Ithink I’m an assterbater. I can’t cum unless I’m looking at multiple girls asses when I jack.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018

Assterbater 

A man who has a pinterest vision board of women's asses-all shapes, colors and sizes. Asses with thongs, naked asses, starfucker asses, and who can only CUM when he jacks to asses. Therefore he is an ASSTERBATER
"Hey Tony, I"m defiantly an ASSTERBATER...I have to Jack to girls assess or I can't cum. Im an Assterbater to the 1000th power.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026