Asswelp

Person who has an ass where their head should be, only the word welp is used because it sounds more badass.

You my good man, are an asswelp.

Asswelp by Lsdgssdafgdfsdfs July 25, 2009

Asswellass 

Asswellass : a word first coined in 2023 by a semi fantastic freestyler and thought artist " Atrabionica! "

It is a polite slang word and appropriately vulgar term used in public to describe the bountiful beauty of a woman's ( or man's, depending on the subjected) ...amazing buttocks, in a somewhat sloppy conjunction, intended to disguise the embarrassing need to say Gorgeous Ass.

i.e. : "She had beautiful eyes, long slender legs, Asswellass, perfectly straight teeth and dressed to impress."

Asswellass by ATRABIONICA! June 10, 2023

asswell 

Another way to say aswell, with a bit of humor. If using the word asswell, after the sentence one must say,"and yes, I did just say asswell. Twice."

I went to the food store and got some pickles asswell as peanut butter, and yes I did just say asswell. Twice.

asswell by 3heilo November 7, 2006

assweep 

A person deserving a title sub-ass, less than fart.
Not enough power to become a fart, just a assweep.

I think Nick Hogan's a assweep.
You have to work on new-years eve, your boss is such a assweep.
I put the telephone to my ass and tried to fart in the telemarketers ear, but could only muster an assweep.

assweep by Teflonadomis September 29, 2007

asswell 

a crude way of saying "as well"

Misha and Merle are going to the toilet, asswell.

asswell by missle May 23, 2004

asswell 

A phat defined ass,a nice tight ass on swell,nice booty woman.look at that asswell.

Hey have you seen Kim lately?shes a asswell.any woman with a big defined ass is a asswell

asswell by Preacher bauman September 13, 2023

Asswellian 

A self-righteous authoritarian who cloaks their controlling, invasive, and often hypocritical behavior in the language of “progress,” “safety,” or “equity”—while suppressing dissent and rewriting truth with Orwellian flair. An Asswellian is the smug bureaucrat who bans speech, rewrites history, and punishes nonconformity, all while claiming to be the good guy.

• Noun: “The university hired another Asswellian to manage ‘inclusive language compliance.’ Now students are afraid to speak at all.”
• Adjective: “Their Asswellian campaign banned dissenting opinions while preaching about freedom of expression.”

Asswellian by Big Dog 1776 May 20, 2025