Asswellian 

A self-righteous authoritarian who cloaks their controlling, invasive, and often hypocritical behavior in the language of “progress,” “safety,” or “equity”—while suppressing dissent and rewriting truth with Orwellian flair. An Asswellian is the smug bureaucrat who bans speech, rewrites history, and punishes nonconformity, all while claiming to be the good guy.

• Noun: “The university hired another Asswellian to manage ‘inclusive language compliance.’ Now students are afraid to speak at all.”
• Adjective: “Their Asswellian campaign banned dissenting opinions while preaching about freedom of expression.”

Asswellian by Big Dog 1776 May 20, 2025

Asswellass 

Asswellass : a word first coined in 2023 by a semi fantastic freestyler and thought artist " Atrabionica! "

It is a polite slang word and appropriately vulgar term used in public to describe the bountiful beauty of a woman's ( or man's, depending on the subjected) ...amazing buttocks, in a somewhat sloppy conjunction, intended to disguise the embarrassing need to say Gorgeous Ass.

i.e. : "She had beautiful eyes, long slender legs, Asswellass, perfectly straight teeth and dressed to impress."

Asswellass by ATRABIONICA! June 10, 2023

Aswellian

A nerdy person who uses the words "as well" a lot

Chris is an aswellian

Aswellian by carlo$ August 13, 2005