Asswatting

When someone wipes there butt hole during a discord call.

Julian stop Asswatting on call it stinks!

by totty itty March 16, 2020

Assrotting

deflecting from an argument you cant win to one no one is disputing.

When he can't blame Bush/Cheney for something, he just uses assrotting in his replies.

by espiofborsboards August 5, 2010

asseatingwhitch

Lyla Reed

What the fuck?!? What is the asseatingwhitch doing here?

by Thatgaylibtard October 27, 2019

Asseatingmachine

Eat ass and eat shit becUse yes

My dad acts like a asseatingmachine around my sister

by Noppnoel February 6, 2020

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012

asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

Asseating

The cannibalistic act of eating another person's ass.

Jimmy: Hey bob!
Bob: yo Jimmy, the ass we ate yesterday was so good.
Jimmy: Yea, that was some good asseating!

by bleach is good for your body January 27, 2021