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assmankey 

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
That dude is a total assmankey
assmankey by Glocked April 17, 2005

assurance 

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.
assurance by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007

Self-assurance 

confidence in yourself and your abilities
But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.
Self-assurance by Weeheh October 14, 2014

Assmancer 

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
Assmancer by Omnimorph January 30, 2019

Assuminge 

When a person makes an assumption that a girl will put out; a portmanteau of assuming and minge.
Yo, you think you're gonna sleep with that wench?

Totally, I'm assuminge things are going to go well. After all, that slut has low self esteem
Assuminge by Milhouse von Matterhorn December 18, 2010

Assonance 

Why the fuck are you searching this on Urban Ditionary, You got problems!!

The relatively close juxtaposition of the same or similar vowel sounds, but with different end consonants in a line or passage, thus a vowel rhyme, as in the words, date and fade.
example of assonance "that dolphin-torn, that gong-tormented sea"
Assonance by Varun.B.S May 16, 2006