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Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)
I’ll take your assumance over a guess
by grilledchessy September 25, 2022
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assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
That dude is a total assmankey
by Glocked April 17, 2005
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assurance

Buy assurance to provide insurance to cover your ass.
by Tirol Ski November 19, 2007
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Self-assurance

confidence in yourself and your abilities
But for girls who lack that armor of self-assurance, the insecurity I felt after reading Seventeen must have been even more unbearable.
by Weeheh October 14, 2014
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Assmancer

Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"

"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
by Omnimorph January 30, 2019
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Assuminge

When a person makes an assumption that a girl will put out; a portmanteau of assuming and minge.
Yo, you think you're gonna sleep with that wench?

Totally, I'm assuminge things are going to go well. After all, that slut has low self esteem
by Milhouse von Matterhorn December 18, 2010
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Assonance

Why the fuck are you searching this on Urban Ditionary, You got problems!!

The relatively close juxtaposition of the same or similar vowel sounds, but with different end consonants in a line or passage, thus a vowel rhyme, as in the words, date and fade.
example of assonance "that dolphin-torn, that gong-tormented sea"
by Varun.B.S May 16, 2006
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