Asstonic 

A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.

Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?"
You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."

Asstonic by ManFromTheAslume August 7, 2024

ASStonish 

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!

I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.

ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006

assonics 

Negative acts or behaviors

Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.

assonics by lawchick23 March 5, 2011

aestonic

Very very autistic

You are so aestonic(You are being very autistic)

aestonic by Big daddy Mexican March 30, 2018

asstoxicating 

when one gets intoxicated off another's ass

Wendy at Metro in GA. is asstoxicating us!!!!!

asstoxicating by Astoxicated November 20, 2013

asstonite

basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman

Gor - you're such an asstonite.

asstonite by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004