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ASStonish 

1) Utter amazement at what an ASS someone can be.
2) To be completely enamoured and obsassed by an incredibly fantasstic ASS!
I'm doubly asstonished by both your continued bitterness and your beautiful butt.
ASStonish by Jeff D February 14, 2006
Related Words

assonics 

Negative acts or behaviors
Her assonics reveal that her life is an empty shell.
assonics by lawchick23 March 5, 2011
Very very autistic
You are so aestonic(You are being very autistic)
aestonic by Big daddy Mexican March 30, 2018

asstoxicating 

when one gets intoxicated off another's ass
Wendy at Metro in GA. is asstoxicating us!!!!!
asstoxicating by Astoxicated November 20, 2013
basically, a fool, an idiot, a jerk of such strong proportions that his mere presence creates a reaction similiar to kryptonite on superman
Gor - you're such an asstonite.
asstonite by Slob-o-matic February 12, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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