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A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum.
Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes with my assrag!
assrag by zatr5000 November 5, 2005
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someone who is such an insult to the human race that they are only worthy to be used as a device that removes shit from one's ass
Bring that assrag, Ron, over here! He has a job to do.
assrag by David Dayan June 21, 2004
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cloth worn beneath tighty whities to prevent anal leakage from a worn out sphincter
one gay man to another: donk are you on the assrag or are we ready to rock
assrag by swoolley December 5, 2009
1.A Person who smells like faecal (poo)particles!

2. a rag used to whipe ones ass!
d00d, where have you been, you smell like someones ass rag!!!???

d00d, did u see that bum, what a total ass rag!!
Assrag by AmBiAnDkUrT! May 4, 2005

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013

ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020

Assage Passage 

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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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