assrag

A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum.

Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes with my assrag!

by zatr5000 November 5, 2005

assrag

someone who is such an insult to the human race that they are only worthy to be used as a device that removes shit from one's ass

Bring that assrag, Ron, over here! He has a job to do.

by David Dayan June 21, 2004

assrag

cloth worn beneath tighty whities to prevent anal leakage from a worn out sphincter

one gay man to another: donk are you on the assrag or are we ready to rock

by swoolley December 5, 2009

Assrag

1.A Person who smells like faecal (poo)particles!

2. a rag used to whipe ones ass!

d00d, where have you been, you smell like someones ass rag!!!???

d00d, did u see that bum, what a total ass rag!!

by AmBiAnDkUrT! May 4, 2005

assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

by Telephony May 13, 2013

ASSFAGGOTS

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.

John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.

by Without Me September 23, 2020

Assage Passage

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009