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A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum.
Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes with my assrag!
by zatr5000 October 28, 2005
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A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.
Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.
by DanburyCraig October 02, 2006
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someone who is such an insult to the human race that they are only worthy to be used as a device that removes shit from one's ass
Bring that assrag, Ron, over here! He has a job to do.
by David Dayan June 21, 2004
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cloth worn beneath tighty whities to prevent anal leakage from a worn out sphincter
one gay man to another: donk are you on the assrag or are we ready to rock
by swoolley December 05, 2009
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Wad of toilet paper used when one has swamp ass to prevent skid marks, bacon strips or other stains on their underwear.
Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities. He should have used as ass rag.
by ShadyCSL September 29, 2006
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Noun used as an insult.

Something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their asses with.
"Joe? You're an ass rag."
by Redheaded_Peach February 23, 2008
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1.A Person who smells like faecal (poo)particles!

2. a rag used to whipe ones ass!
d00d, where have you been, you smell like someones ass rag!!!???

d00d, did u see that bum, what a total ass rag!!
by AmBiAnDkUrT! May 04, 2005
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