Assphincter

One who talks out their asshole.

Ted was a total assphincter at the party.

Assphincter by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

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asphinctersayswhat?

A word used to make someone else look like a prat or sphincter. Most famously used by the legend Mike Myers in the film Wayne's World.

Excuse me Mr Bush asphinctersayswhat? To which Mr Bush replies what? thus becoming a sphincter.

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The act of suffocating as a rusult of having your head shoved too far up your own ass.

There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.

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Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.

I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.

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