Assphincter
Assphincter by Puddyboot September 30, 2017
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asphinctersayswhat?
A word used to make someone else look like a prat or sphincter. Most famously used by the legend Mike Myers in the film Wayne's World.
asphinctersayswhat? by esther.L and Nell.C (the foxes) February 20, 2005
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assphincteration
There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.
assphincteration by darkpixie August 12, 2012
prosthetic asspointers
Artificial limbs that attach to the shoulders of an armless person, that point with index fingers towards the anus while in a doggy-style position.
I can't wait to butt fuck my armless old lady tonight, I just bought her a new pair of prosthetic asspointers.
prosthetic asspointers by Brian Lehigh April 28, 2009
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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