6 definitions by darkpixie

grubby buddies

Two or more people hanging out together in public without showering and/or wearing dirty clothes.

Person 1"Im so hung over! Wanna get some breakfast? "
Person 2" I haven't even showered or changed out of last night's clothes! "
Person 1"Me either.... Fuck it! We can be Grubby Buddies!"

by darkpixie October 4, 2019

Rutland royalty

Easily recognized when spotted on the streets of Rutland wearing pajama bottoms at all times of the day. Two to three generations remain there, and they are therefore well known for their thug older brother/sisters bad reputations. They know everyone else in Rutland, have no shame about dropping names, have red necks, love to drink and fight and truly believe that they are "someone" based on the Big Fish in Small Pond Syndrome.

Ooooh, that girl on the BMX talking on the pay phone at McDonald's is definately Rutland Royalty!

by darkpixie March 30, 2020

Fuckening

A sexual reckoning. An evaluation based on sexual behavior.

We seemed to be quite compatible....until the fuckening occurred.

by darkpixie November 2, 2016

Slough-head

Someone whose thought process is slow and or muddied. Usually due to drug use and sleep deprivation. A. K. A. Someone who is dope simple.

Buddy was so messed up, he tried to sell his dealer the bike that he stole from him the day before! What a slough-head!

by darkpixie October 20, 2017

Sloughili

The language spoken by Slough-heads. Garbled, low, fast mumbling that consists of semi-pronounced words run together.

Jibberish.

I hung up on the Slough-head, I don't speak Sloughili!

by darkpixie October 4, 2019

assphincteration

The act of suffocating as a rusult of having your head shoved too far up your own ass.

There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.

by darkpixie August 13, 2012