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Definitions by darkpixie

Rutland royalty 

Easily recognized when spotted on the streets of Rutland wearing pajama bottoms at all times of the day. Two to three generations remain there, and they are therefore well known for their thug older brother/sisters bad reputations. They know everyone else in Rutland, have no shame about dropping names, have red necks, love to drink and fight and truly believe that they are "someone" based on the Big Fish in Small Pond Syndrome.
Ooooh, that girl on the BMX talking on the pay phone at McDonald's is definately Rutland Royalty!
Rutland royalty by darkpixie March 29, 2020

Sloughili 

The language spoken by Slough-heads. Garbled, low, fast mumbling that consists of semi-pronounced words run together.

Jibberish.
I hung up on the Slough-head, I don't speak Sloughili!
Sloughili by darkpixie October 3, 2019

grubby buddies 

Two or more people hanging out together in public without showering and/or wearing dirty clothes.
Person 1"Im so hung over! Wanna get some breakfast? "
Person 2" I haven't even showered or changed out of last night's clothes! "
Person 1"Me either.... Fuck it! We can be Grubby Buddies!"
grubby buddies by darkpixie October 3, 2019

Slough-head 

Someone whose thought process is slow and or muddied. Usually due to drug use and sleep deprivation. A. K. A. Someone who is dope simple.
Buddy was so messed up, he tried to sell his dealer the bike that he stole from him the day before! What a slough-head!
Slough-head by darkpixie October 25, 2017

Fuckening 

A sexual reckoning. An evaluation based on sexual behavior.
We seemed to be quite compatible....until the fuckening occurred.
Fuckening by darkpixie November 2, 2016

assphincteration 

The act of suffocating as a rusult of having your head shoved too far up your own ass.
There seemed to be no end to her attempts to dazzle everyone with b.s. Thankfully, she eventually succumbed to assphincteration.
assphincteration by darkpixie August 12, 2012