Puddyboot's definitions

Assphincter

One who talks out their asshole.

Ted was a total assphincter at the party.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

Backster

One who types extremely fast on a keyboard.

Dennis was backstering so much on the keyboard last night his fingers bled.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

urban beardsman

A gentleman sporting a beard and man bun ,likes essential oils and works for the police or law in some fashion.

Cathy was getting paranoid upon spotting so many urban beardsman at the fair

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

Chloroseptic time

Numbing iof the throat when giving a blowjob. So no gag and can take more inches.

She told him when she got home it was chloroseptic time.

by Puddyboot October 30, 2025

Justin

A white overgrown man child that lives with his mother. He is hot looking, all the ladies want to fuck him and dont care that he will never commit because the sex is so great. He is a cheater and user. He hangs with nerdy boy men that think he ia the coolest "Fonzie" and do all his work for him gladly ! Women would leave their husbands children and give all money to this man. He is an addiction.. no loss is too great for any attention. He is a heart breaking lifestyle with no cure

I am always going to be the 5 day of year lover but its so worth it just to be with Justin.

by Puddyboot December 4, 2025