urban beardsman

A gentleman sporting a beard and man bun ,likes essential oils and works for the police or law in some fashion.

Cathy was getting paranoid upon spotting so many urban beardsman at the fair

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

Backster

One who types extremely fast on a keyboard.

Dennis was backstering so much on the keyboard last night his fingers bled.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017

Assphincter

One who talks out their asshole.

Ted was a total assphincter at the party.

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017