Assnipple 

A fairly simple matter of a nipple on someone's asscheek.

Look at those assnipples!

Assnipple by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

assnipple 

A slightly swolen hemmorhoid protucing from the anal crack. Raw and red, it resembles a nipple protruding from the butt crack.

Solomon had a hard time pushing his hot dog stand down main street because each step produced uncomfortable friction from his jean pants to his assnipple.

assnipple by Barden Winstead June 28, 2006

AssNipple 

When the world gets too creative with half-assed names, you just think of a simple one.

Sam: Username= Ass
This username is taken
Sam: Umm... Username = AssNipple
This username is accepted
Sam: :)

AssNipple by PaTheHead July 6, 2014

asspples 

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.

Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.

asspples by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011

king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

"DAYUM" - King Assripper

king assripper by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021

assripper 

A huge fart

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD

assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022

assripper 

An Extremely Loud Fart

This fat bitch let an assripper go in walmart the other day, I about died when i heard it XD

assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx September 2, 2022