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An
accident
caused by an
asshole
. Specifically a
car
assident.
On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone
texting
. The assident caused
traffic
that inconvenieced thousands of other
people
. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.
Assident
by
Slushgirl
July 23, 2011
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