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Asshole bus 

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.
Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss
Asshole bus by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020
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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

busted asshole 

a stupid individual who thinks only of himself and usually blames everyone else for his own stupidity.
That busted asshole just pulled out in front of me and had the nerve to flip me off. Democrats are busted assholes, i.e. Hillary Clinton. "Sorry boss, I was late to work because my friend's car broke down." ~ This person is a busted asshole; blame is better to give than receive!
busted asshole by Grepster June 14, 2008

bushy asshole 

An asshole in the form of a motherfucking bush, meaning inside of it is full of the blackest wool.
bushy asshole by denorx April 27, 2017

Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half
Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today

Assholeburgers Syndrome 

Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.

A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.

assholelushious 

assholelushious = taste realy discusting,taste realy bad ,taste like shit ,taste like an asshole.
dude yo mamas cooking is so assholelushious, now i know why you dont eat at home enymore..if you say it just rite it sounds like you are saying: "ah so lushious" so jake how do you like that chilli? "why it was ass hole lushious thanks."
assholelushious by andy puckett March 16, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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