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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

busted asshole 

a stupid individual who thinks only of himself and usually blames everyone else for his own stupidity.
That busted asshole just pulled out in front of me and had the nerve to flip me off. Democrats are busted assholes, i.e. Hillary Clinton. "Sorry boss, I was late to work because my friend's car broke down." ~ This person is a busted asshole; blame is better to give than receive!
busted asshole by Grepster June 14, 2008

bushy asshole 

An asshole in the form of a motherfucking bush, meaning inside of it is full of the blackest wool.
bushy asshole by denorx April 27, 2017

Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half
Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today

Assholeburgers Syndrome 

Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.

A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.

assholelushious 

assholelushious = taste realy discusting,taste realy bad ,taste like shit ,taste like an asshole.
dude yo mamas cooking is so assholelushious, now i know why you dont eat at home enymore..if you say it just rite it sounds like you are saying: "ah so lushious" so jake how do you like that chilli? "why it was ass hole lushious thanks."
assholelushious by andy puckett March 16, 2008