Assflea 

Starbucks workin, style stealing, sarcastic, angry, vindictive, cumdumpster

Assflea is kinda like a flea on my ass

Assflea by DJdaveyjones March 27, 2010

Assflames 

the ability to shoot flames out of your anus to fly around and in incinerate everything in it's path. a lois/aldo.

I only have one thing to say...assflames.

Assflames by zombiexkay June 30, 2011

assflag 

Someone who deserves to have a pool cue shoved up their ass and then waved around like a flag.

That guy at the pool hall, Brett, is a real assflag.

assflag by Dan September 23, 2003

Assflak 

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

Assflak by David Love May 18, 2008

assflake 

An insult.

A person who deserves to be deemed as a crusted skin flake from someone's ass, or as dried shit that flakes off from someone's ass.

John, you fucking assflake! You suck.

assflake by Kate March 31, 2005

Ben Assfleck 

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

Ben Assfleck by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Assfleece 

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.

While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.

Assfleece by Hollywuud October 21, 2011