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assertain
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slang
for anal
sex
--to entertain someone in
your ass
"Why
don
'
t
you
bend over
and assertain me?"
assertain
by
JMmm
June 9, 2005
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assertain
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slang
for anal
intercourse
To entertain someone in
your ass
Why
don
'
t
you
bend over
and assertain me?
assertain
by
JMmm
June 8, 2005
0
0
Get merch