Asscrete 

When using the restroom-even the toilet bowl water can't wash away the evidence

Man, even a wire toilet brush won't get that asscrete off.

Asscrete by demon succubus October 17, 2008

Asscrater 

The little divots and wrinkles on fat peoples butt cheeks that you cant help but notice.

We went to the lake and saw a fat lady who had the biggest Asscrater on her rump.

Asscrater by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009

AssCreed

Typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male Assassin's Creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. Most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of Malik / Altair -viceversa- and/or Ezio /Leonardo. This also can contain the much more sparse pairings (Known as 'Crack Pairings') such as Robert /Altair, or even Ezio/ Feathers .

I am bored, Let's AssCreed

AssCreed by AssCreed Assassin November 5, 2010

ASSCRATER 

Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.

Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!

ASSCRATER by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023