asschat

A group audio or video call initiated by a butt-dial. Most frequently used to describe pocket-dialed conference calls which continue after the participants realize the call was unintentional. Mockery of the unwitting initiator is a common element of the typical asschat.

"Hey, I just got the call. Are we hanging out?"
"No, it's an asschat. Trevor butt-dialed the group again."
ridicule is heaped upon Trevor with abandon

by DrStumblebunches October 19, 2021

Asschat

A photo of someone’s ass sent virtually.

“Do you wanna see my asschats?”
“Bro I just got some wicked asschats.”

by gl1tchgl1tt3r April 12, 2023

24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.

Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017

asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

by Anonymous October 11, 2002

asshattery

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.

I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assphattuation

An infatuation with nice rear ends.

Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.

by Matityahu Rich April 26, 2012

asshattery

doing, saying, or participating in anything that makes oneself and asshat

derived from 'asshat' (a person who has their head so far up their OWN ass that they are wearing their ass as a hat)

synonyms include: shenanigans, hoop lah, tom foolery and the like.

Guy 1: We've got enough booze to get through at least the first 3 weeks of the semester!

Guy 2: Let the asshattery begin!

by mrshert September 8, 2011