by Stevie V April 2, 2006
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1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014
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I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.
by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007
Get the Asswoofer mug.A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.
by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017
Get the Assburgers mug.Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011
Get the Assbooker mug.That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery
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