Assbooger

Used by Matt Stiffler on American Pie-Bandcamp, the movie.

Used as- An insult.

"Jesus Christ Holli you fucking ASSBOOGER!"
"That kid dakota is a damn assbooger"

Assbooger by Stevie V April 2, 2006

Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.

Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.

Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect

I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.

Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007

Assburgers 

A common mispelling of aspergers,but if it were real id say its when you shit chunks so big they look like burgers.

I have aspergers.

I had assburgers last night after taco bell

Assburgers by Cheeseynoodles April 24, 2017

Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.

Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"

Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007

assmonger 

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

assmonger by BlastMaster May 16, 2003