6 definitions by 5unf1ower

Arctic Slap

Term used in colder regions where in a man ejaculates but some sperm stays on the penis. During the cold time, the sperm will rapidly freeze, and then the male will proceed to slap anyone, preferably of the opposite sex, with his frozen semen covered penis.

I saw that Monica broke up with Adam after he gave her an Arctic Slap

by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

Plantish

An adjective that describes a food. Refers to when a food looks too much like a part of a plant that wouldn't be pleasant to consume (i.e. leaves, roots, flower petals, fruiting bud, etc.)

Ashwiganda looks too plantish for me to want to try

by 5unf1ower March 2, 2019

Assblasting

The act of having violent diarrhea after one receives a licking or a sucking to his/her's rectal cavity.

Can also be used to describe a person having this done to or for someone

The Assblasting was pretty mediocre last night, almost embarrasng

They are pretty good Assblasters

by 5unf1ower August 5, 2016

Bibble

Many meanings, commonly refers to a holy book of a religion. When speaking of a certain religion, one may use the term "The Bibble". Also a way to vector a nice Deus Vult out of a person.

They handed me the bibble, but I'm not religious so I gave them a good Arctic slap

by 5unf1ower May 11, 2017

Theirer're

The epitome of autism and mental retardation cause by some faggot not knowing the difference between they're, there, and their even thought they literally teach you that shit in kindergarten. Like seriously it isn't that hard. This word, however, is used just as a replacement for those autistic, fidget-spinning cunts who can't tell the difference.

Forgive me if I say this wrong, but theirer're in theirer're wrong place over theirer're.

by 5unf1ower May 15, 2017

Boy

A living, breathing, working object capable of motion and metabolism that falls under the mammal category of classifying living things. Typically falls under the genus Homo sapien. This specific kind of Homo sapien contains chromosomes in it's cells, totalling twenty-three. Withing these chromosomes, two are gender chromosomes, and for this noun to apply, these chromosomes must be of vastly different lengths and genetics. In this case, all other Homo sapiens classify it as an X And a Y chromosome. This version of a Homo sapien is, in the English language, used to describe another Homo sapien who fits these requirements, and also happens to be under their teenage years, which in most cultures is under thirteen years of age.

Also used by ghetto ass broke kids that have the IQ akin to a fucking potato to try and insult the other, but is glorified by the word "roast".

He is a boy

Really. It isn't that fucking simple. Unless you are a ghetto boy

by 5unf1ower May 11, 2017