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Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid 

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.
This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.
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ass blasting bitchaloid 

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

assblasting bitchaloid 

Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.
Example:

God that Donald trump is an assblasting bitchaloid!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026