Assage

Cheeky - to be highy sarcastic and extra playful;

A form of being double-cheek (as in extra-cheeky), Thus Assage; To incorperate double cheek (Full Ass). Where someone is fully aware of a situation and plays on both the realistic and sarcastic uncomfortable undertones of a situation.

Your mother was very Assage towards the naked painting over our bed!

by cazzy_11 September 25, 2010

Assage

The smell of cup noodle, butt and cheese ruffles

It smells like assage in here!

by Sueq March 2, 2019

assage

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

assage

a massage involving the ass

Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?

by Nicolle August 14, 2003

assage

Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".
"That kicks ass" + "That owns"

"Kick assage!"

by Dur.... May 3, 2003

assage

Assage is a massage meant to assuage the pain in the ass

like a rite of passage
she requested a massage
just when the asset age
instead she got an assage

by vetclinician September 26, 2023

assage

1. Ass cleavage; when a skirt or shorts are so short you can see someone's ass.

Dude 1: Did you see that girls assage!
Dude 2: Hell yeah. She is fine.

by kayliswag February 2, 2014