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A school we’re all the wannabe Worcester kids go. This school is filled with weed smokers and juulers. The generic “hoe cheerleader dates football boy” is the definition of this school. Girls will only date kids 4 years older than them at this school. The population is mostly white with a few blacks every once and a while.
Assabet is we’re im gonna go for cosmetology
Assabet by Skittles194 April 16, 2019
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A vocational high school in Marlboro, Massachusetts.

Quite possibly one of the worst schools in the state.

Preppy white kids or Brazilian gang bangers are the majority here. But there is a small minority of Blacks and Hispanics.
The school is known throughout eastern MA as a drug infested hellhole full of future criminals.
Max: I hate Assabet! Them Brazilian dudes just tried to give me weed for FREE! How fucked up is that!!
Jake: That school sucks, man. You need to transfer!
Assabet by Metalhead83 September 23, 2011

assabitize 

To order or categorize people by increments of poor character. The extent to which individuals in a group are assholes. Assabitization or re-assabitization is the process of assabitizing. Most often, the terms are used to refute or challenge undue insult.
"You sir are an ass!"
"Don't be so quick to assabitize. I'm a nice person!"
OR
"I demand a re-assabitization!"

assametized 

A state of hypnosis a man gets into when staring at a womens ass.(especially a very attractive womans)
Man that hot model has me assametized!
assametized by sgrenzow September 1, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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