assuage 

To lessen, to dull, to decrease.

TJ Howard pops pills to assuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny penis.

assuage by Santas_On_A_Rampage March 12, 2005

Assage Passage 

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

assage 

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

assage by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

assmageddon 

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

assmageddon by Glimmer December 23, 2018

assrage 

when you get so mad that your ass will explode into rage to the person you are mad at.

What the fuck?! Ima go all assrage when I see him!

assrage by Auuuubers June 18, 2010

Assage 

Cheeky - to be highy sarcastic and extra playful;

A form of being double-cheek (as in extra-cheeky), Thus Assage; To incorperate double cheek (Full Ass). Where someone is fully aware of a situation and plays on both the realistic and sarcastic uncomfortable undertones of a situation.

Your mother was very Assage towards the naked painting over our bed!

Assage by cazzy_11 September 25, 2010

assage 

a massage involving the ass

Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?

assage by Nicolle August 14, 2003