Asscheek

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A term used to describe a complete clutz. Someone who has the ability to knock things over regularly, and/or messes things up at an untimely point.

1)*spills drink over table* "Awwwww dude, you're a fucking asscheek"

2)*trips over table smashing a vase* "Look what you've done now you complete asscheek"

Asscheek by Boooooollocks October 2, 2005

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Asscheek the player

A male who thinks they're the shit and they are a player

Asscheek the player fingered himself

Asscheek the player by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016

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Asscheek booty

The lumps of fat hanging off of your booty that sexually arouse some individuals.
It is also where you get spanked.

Person 1: Dude I saw my first asscheek booty today!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah!

Asscheek booty by Salem, Massachusetts July 17, 2021

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nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

nigga asscheek walmart by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019

wilburs_right.asscheek

A good moot and makes funny content

wilburs_right.asscheek has the best TikTok account

wilburs_right.asscheek by Olie592 December 28, 2021

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tasteless asscheek

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.

Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek

tasteless asscheek by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017

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titanium asscheek

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.

"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"

titanium asscheek by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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